Monday, March 14, 2011

Top Five (because I was too lazy for ten) Reasons Why I'm Not Attracted to Anyone


5. Nobody seems to understand the term "non-negotiable."

4. I don't want to text or call anyone everyday, or every other day for that matter. I don't want to feel obligated to remind anyone that I have feelings for them. Either they know I do, or they don't and most people don't have the ability to be secure enough to know without me constantly reminding them.

3. I don't want to hold anyone's hand. Public displays of affection are the same as taking a dump in public to me. 

2. It's easy to fall in love. It's hard to love. I'm not cut out for that kind of work.

1. I like to have the ability to wake up in the morning and say "Fuck it," and just know that I can walk away. I haven't met anyone that would be willing to go along for the ride. 

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